Title: Catastrophe
Author: silverpenlight
Rating: G
Fandom:Hot Fuzz
Summary: Nicholas returns home to find his house wrecked - and the perp has a pretty awesome defence.
Notes: Silly, silly, silly. Also, Danny has a cat. For no particular reason other then WHY NOT.
Author: silverpenlight
Rating: G
Fandom:Hot Fuzz
Summary: Nicholas returns home to find his house wrecked - and the perp has a pretty awesome defence.
Notes: Silly, silly, silly. Also, Danny has a cat. For no particular reason other then WHY NOT.
fireworks over the harbour
a photo in reverse; the glowsticks shining from below
the bursting colours above
in the backyards of the backwoods houses
laughing children set matches against cardboard tubes
hold their breath
until, silhouetted against the sky
the bright flash-flame
of a momentary star.
Title: Asking Nothing (Leave Me Be)
Author: silverpenlight
Pairings: Sam/Dean, vague Dean/Crossroads Demon
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AHBL 1&2
Summary: Dean can't live without Sam, so he doesn't even bother trying.
Notes/Warnings: Character death. It's not really sunshine and puppies, either. The title is a bastardized lyric from AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell".
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Please?
Author: silverpenlight
Pairings: Sam/Dean, vague Dean/Crossroads Demon
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: AHBL 1&2
Summary: Dean can't live without Sam, so he doesn't even bother trying.
Notes/Warnings: Character death. It's not really sunshine and puppies, either. The title is a bastardized lyric from AC/DC's 'Highway to Hell".
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. Please?
Title: Each Day I'm Loving Ewe More and More
Author: </a></b></a>
silverpenlight
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: hmm. PG-13, R-ish?
Category: Crack. It's not my fault, I swear.
Word Count: 1063
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Dean's got this fantasy, right? And it...well...look, it's not his fault. There was that thing with the sheep porn, and - shit, he's already said too much.
Notes/Warnings: Here be bestiality, although implied only. No disrespect is meant to farm animals, please don't try this at home. Also, the stomach was originally supposed to be a uterus (as this was all based on a crazy conversation between myself and </a></b></a>
wanttobeatree ) but. Um. A uterus is really hard to describe in words other then 'pink' and 'fleshy'. You're welcome to try!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'll write for chocolate.
Author: </a></b></a>
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: hmm. PG-13, R-ish?
Category: Crack. It's not my fault, I swear.
Word Count: 1063
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Dean's got this fantasy, right? And it...well...look, it's not his fault. There was that thing with the sheep porn, and - shit, he's already said too much.
Notes/Warnings: Here be bestiality, although implied only. No disrespect is meant to farm animals, please don't try this at home. Also, the stomach was originally supposed to be a uterus (as this was all based on a crazy conversation between myself and </a></b></a>
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'll write for chocolate.
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Title: Non Sequitur
Rating: PG-13 for violence and language.
Pairing/Characters: Sam, Dean...I guess Sam/Dean if you've really got your slash goggles on, but it's not a slash story.
Notes: For </a></b></a>
wanttobeatree , who breaks my heart into itty bitty pieces and puts up with me when I'm being a demanding whore.
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't sue. I wish.
Summary: Dean always has defined himself by his relationships to other people, and the last year is just another year, no different. Spoilers for AHBL Part 2, no spoilers for the third season.
Rating: PG-13 for violence and language.
Pairing/Characters: Sam, Dean...I guess Sam/Dean if you've really got your slash goggles on, but it's not a slash story.
Notes: For </a></b></a>
Disclaimers: Don't own, don't sue. I wish.
Summary: Dean always has defined himself by his relationships to other people, and the last year is just another year, no different. Spoilers for AHBL Part 2, no spoilers for the third season.
Title: The Big Cheese
Author: </a></b></a>
silverpenlight
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-PG-13ish
Category: Crack. With cheese.
Word Count: 1509
Spoilers: Not really any. Set sometime after the second season, but pretending that AHBL 1&2 never happened.
Summary: “Sam,” Dean said. “I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a cheese demon." Or: what happens when Dean discovers another superpower.
Notes/Warnings: Not meant to be taken seriously, just some harmless fun. Sequel to Incest Powers ACTIVATE. All the fault of </a></b></a>
wanttobeatree , as I am her zombie bitch.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'll write for chocolate.
Author: </a></b></a>
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: PG-PG-13ish
Category: Crack. With cheese.
Word Count: 1509
Spoilers: Not really any. Set sometime after the second season, but pretending that AHBL 1&2 never happened.
Summary: “Sam,” Dean said. “I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a cheese demon." Or: what happens when Dean discovers another superpower.
Notes/Warnings: Not meant to be taken seriously, just some harmless fun. Sequel to Incest Powers ACTIVATE. All the fault of </a></b></a>
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'll write for chocolate.
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Title: full systems breakdown
Rated: PG-13
Summary: Love borders lust, and lust is not a mistress to be scorned. A slow, systematic destruction of something beautiful.
Notes: An experimental and mixed-media project cataloging the destruction of a relationship and one man's descent into madness. I wrote most of this between the hours of one and three AM last night, so...I'm not positive what it's all about. Not based on anything I've experienced, so I hope I've done the subject matter justice. Inspired by a series of stock photos.
Rated: PG-13
Summary: Love borders lust, and lust is not a mistress to be scorned. A slow, systematic destruction of something beautiful.
Notes: An experimental and mixed-media project cataloging the destruction of a relationship and one man's descent into madness. I wrote most of this between the hours of one and three AM last night, so...I'm not positive what it's all about. Not based on anything I've experienced, so I hope I've done the subject matter justice. Inspired by a series of stock photos.
Title: Incest Powers ACTIVATE
Author: </a></b></a>
silverpenlight
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: Uhhh, call it PG-13 to a light R. Nothing really graphic.
Category: Utter, utter crack.
Word Count: 1825
Spoilers: Not really any. Set sometime after the second season, but pretending that AHBL 1&2 never happened.
Summary: So here's the thing. Apparently, psychic powers are contagious. And not only that, they're STDs.
Notes/Warnings: First posted SPN fic. Also, um, this is not meant to be taken seriously. At all.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'll write for chocolate.
Author: </a></b></a>
Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: Uhhh, call it PG-13 to a light R. Nothing really graphic.
Category: Utter, utter crack.
Word Count: 1825
Spoilers: Not really any. Set sometime after the second season, but pretending that AHBL 1&2 never happened.
Summary: So here's the thing. Apparently, psychic powers are contagious. And not only that, they're STDs.
Notes/Warnings: First posted SPN fic. Also, um, this is not meant to be taken seriously. At all.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue. I'll write for chocolate.
Title: Sparring Games
Fandom: Milliways
Characters: Plourr, Ramon, Rial
Pairings: Plourr/Ramon, Plourr/Rial
Rated: PG-13 to a light R
Summary: Rial gives her what she wants; Ramon gives her what she needs.
Fandom: Milliways
Characters: Plourr, Ramon, Rial
Pairings: Plourr/Ramon, Plourr/Rial
Rated: PG-13 to a light R
Summary: Rial gives her what she wants; Ramon gives her what she needs.
Title: this was the madness of my brother
Fandom: Original
Summary/Notes: Poetry. Challenge from long ago: My brother lost his mind along with his hand. What the sea takes, it keeps, and once it has tasted your blood it will never let you go. Complete work of fiction.
Fandom: Original
Summary/Notes: Poetry. Challenge from long ago: My brother lost his mind along with his hand. What the sea takes, it keeps, and once it has tasted your blood it will never let you go. Complete work of fiction.
Title: Of Guitars and Denial
Fandom: Milliways
Summary/Notes: Based on an AU thread, in which Ichigo loses his virginity to Fire.
- you make little emo girl:
creative
Title: Memories
Fandom: Original
Summary/Notes: Poetry. Not about me, about some dream I had.
Fandom: Original
Summary/Notes: Poetry. Not about me, about some dream I had.
- you make little emo girl:
boing
Title: Chapter Three, Page One - Biology
Fandom: Original
Summary/Notes: Poetry
Fandom: Original
Summary/Notes: Poetry
- you make little emo girl:ahahaha dude it's a skeleton
- so she's listening to:The washtub
- you make little emo girl:
hearts onna head
- you make little emo girl:
...eh? - so she's listening to:My dog, barking
- you make little emo girl:
geeky - so she's listening to:Soul Asylum - We 3
